A Beautiful Disaster

From Twitter 12-23-2009

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 09:01:36 GMT

19:11:28: is engaged!!! jon proposed tonite!
19:12:20: jon tied the ring on a ribbon around Beau's neck! 2 cute!! puppy and diamond!
20:35:27: drinking champagne & smokin white rhino
20:37:29: is celebrating with her homos, in true hag style
20:59:48: engagement means moving to Cali in 4yrs is a definite!
21:00:43: would like a gun as a wedding gift! lol but seriously @snuffff
21:01:40: now I really need to hit the gym!
21:35:53: is going to have more men in her bridal party than women
21:36:50: and a str8 male "maid of honor"
23:07:37: fiance is a lighter klepto

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i love his song.. its amazing

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:29:41 GMT

From Twitter 12-22-2009

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:01:25 GMT

22:23:52: who is Sigourney Weavers plastic surgeon? her face looks gooood!

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From Twitter 12-21-2009

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:01:34 GMT

14:37:29: fuck my family. my uncle screamed&cussed me out for not paying my condo fee b/c it cost $650 for Stitch in the ER when he died. well F U
18:11:21: @riggo44 why for only an hour?! that sucks! I dont get outta work til after 7
22:42:22: th SKINS are embarrassing
22:42:37: is wathing @thecolbertreport and having wine
22:42:56: smoking some dank headies too and glad the puppy doesnt have diarrhea anymore

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lmao

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:14:46 GMT

From Twitter 12-20-2009

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:01:53 GMT

07:44:09: @shadypins_ma thats my alltime fav Roseanne ep and svene! oh Jackie
07:45:23: @giddget omg! jons bro swears Delilah smells like Fritos a lot. weird dogs
10:15:02: was told her hair has 2 much protein & thats y its unmanagable
10:55:41: 5days til Christmas! oh my gosh!!
13:29:14: omg Did Britney Murphy really day?
13:31:58: @giddget the game is tomorrow
14:34:12: drugs kill, kids
18:23:14: bday festivities 4 Ashley!!

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From Twitter 12-19-2009

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:01:31 GMT

05:40:28: oh my gosh! sooo much snow in DC
05:43:01: jon had 2 go into work. blah no more cuddle time
10:09:55: is glad she can walk to GIANT, 711, and the Beer&Wine store
10:11:02: @bethenny check out Hung and Californication
11:57:50: thanx 2 Love Actually & Taken, i wana make love 2 Liam Nesson
15:28:16: is watching XFiles 2nd movie
17:11:46: made meatloaf and watching Mamma Mia!
17:17:00: loves me some Meryl Streep and Christine Baranksi
17:18:38: #wrongtimetotweet "should i tell my bf Im preggars?" "girl hes on ur twitter!"
20:33:54: omg @thomaslennon watching How ToLose A Guy
20:38:39: lets go CAPS and f u Dallas
20:42:26: also loves sMantha brown
20:43:42: @keenoko im from dc Im bred to hate Dallas Cowboys
21:45:04: is snowed un and very stoned. a joint creates a "winter wonderland"!
21:46:23: bong hits and snowflakes! @hhcnews @celebstoner @stonernation @star_violet
21:47:07: made many grilled cheese sandwiches!!! yum yum
21:51:40: @mistresselura u wearing a wig or piece? got some big hair girl! have fun and be safe! *mwah*

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From Twitter 12-18-2009

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 09:01:41 GMT

16:31:56: is hoping for a shitload of snow in DC so she doesnt have to work at 9am tomorrow!
16:32:13: has LGBT bowling tonight and its POT LUCK dinner! oooo
16:34:33: @queenofexcess http://twitpic.com/u2ghv - margaritas in the cold. LOVE IT
16:34:52: http://twitpic.com/u2tfh - got my hair dyed and straightened
16:35:36: http://twitpic.com/u2tkg - Beau loves to give KISSES
16:41:43: @jorfanon http://twitpic.com/tzjeg - that is so beautiful and looks so serene
16:43:19: @diannnnnna drunk in the middle of the day?? ur my kinda girl! LOL
22:46:26: roads r so slick in DC!
22:47:14: has a mug of egyotian chamomile tea & a glass of wine!

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From Twitter 12-17-2009

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 09:01:45 GMT

13:19:54: thinks its goshdarn COLD outside!
13:21:02: got Beau a puppy bed but Delilah thinks its hers but can only fit her head in it
14:53:40: @keenoko i freakin love grilled cheese! *drool* ooey gooey
17:29:17: @hhcnews what does meds termed "clean green" mean?
21:06:51: has so much wrapping to do.. Im thinking FUCK IT and going to get gift bags
21:08:40: @helloross I love me some SAVED BY THE BELL theme and of course WHOS THE BOSS and GOLDEN GIRLS
21:11:45: #ghettobabynames Chlamydia, Clindomician, Coutoure

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From Twitter 12-16-2009

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:01:44 GMT

00:14:07: george clooney is NO Cary Grant! fuck @maxim mag
00:16:03: @keenoko 4yrs! lol when I engaged and we movin to SanFran!
00:17:10: @keenoko Ive been to San Diego & loved it!! *jealous*

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From Twitter 12-15-2009

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:01:58 GMT

23:27:31: @greygoose needs to sponsor @chelsealately
23:43:17: jon made me promise when we move to Cali that I wont get botox or fake tans! but a breast reduction is okay! i love this man!
23:44:29: fyi im a 34DD-E its insane and my back hurts
23:45:22: tila tequila is gross but whered she go?
23:47:55: @mistresselura I got a new phone and lost ur number 2408987346 text me
23:49:25: @mistresselura I am so set on coming to nyc in April 4 my bday can jon & i stay with u? and maybe PLAY without him!!

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From Twitter 12-14-2009

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:01:41 GMT

09:46:29: @thomaslennon wait the Exorcist is loosely based on a boy from Virginia
09:57:28: where can I buy an inexpensive kimono/silk robe for a fabulous gay man?
11:19:42: thinks she needs to have a THEME for presants next year. Maybe animal-related that donates atleast 50% of the purchase price...
11:20:23: that looks delicious
http://tweetphoto.com/6425021
11:20:40: purpley heaven. gimme that for xmas http://tweetphoto.com/6425022
11:21:51: @bethenny http://twitpic.com/thwpd - you so dont look preganant!! So Im guessing that martini is actually just lemonade. And ur pup is adora
11:23:12: @celebstoner @potculture isnt it enough that its legal for ppl in Humboldt to grow - why do they have to take it up a notch and get illegal
21:54:25: jon scored a goal, then did e pelvic thrust at the net while shouting "Hoqd u like that?!" i love this man!
21:57:07: @mistresselura Dont over do it! working out is good 4 the bod but dont crash ur fabulous self!
22:19:55: jons team lost in overtime! boo!

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From Twitter 12-13-2009

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:01:32 GMT

10:26:12: its grey and rainy/icy here in Maryland today.. looks like a good time to Xmas shop
10:28:33: @taylorswift13 Hope your birthday is fantastic! Full of family and friends
11:02:12: @kathygriffin Where was my holiday party invite? LOL
13:35:51: having brunch @thecheesecakefactory with T Diddy
13:37:46: @neneleakes happy birthday girl!!!
21:05:06: RT @maryjblige: I had some really good breakfast this morning at a place called Ben's Chili Bowl. Some really nice people work there.

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From Twitter 12-12-2009

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:01:27 GMT

22:00:01: in bed early..its so freakin cold!

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From Twitter 12-11-2009

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:01:26 GMT

12:23:48: getting ones period while wearing scrubs sucks. Now Im working in velour JUICY pants b/c thats all I had in the car.

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From Twitter 12-10-2009

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:01:41 GMT

06:02:02: wtf was with that swirly blue light over Norway? alien dance party?
20:09:01: finallly back home in MD with the baby puppy!!
20:11:07: http://twitpic.com/szzxv - my new son and Jonathan
20:19:59: its was like 63* in ASheville NC yesterday and I get home to MAryland and its 30* and insane wind!!! ahh!
20:27:45: White Pride http://bit.ly/86PYXF via @AddToAny // omg REALLLY?? WHITE PRIDE?
20:31:02: Let Me See That Thong http://bit.ly/7iZDC4 via @AddToAny
20:54:22: @DameElizabeth oh that jewelry sounds fantastic! I wish I could come see it!
20:54:30: http://twitpic.com/t06fd - me and the baby on our first night

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THE NIGHT - Emily Bronte

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:03:01 GMT

The night is darkening round me,
The wild winds coldly blow;
But a tyrant spell has bound me,
And I cannot, cannot go.
The giant trees are bending
Their bare boughs weighed with snow;
The storm is fast descending,
And yet I cannot go.
Clouds beyond clouds above me,
Wastes beyond wastes below;
But nothing drear can move me:
I will not, cannot go.

From Twitter 12-08-2009

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:01:38 GMT

10:49:33: is getting psyched to go to ASHEVILLE NC today.. as soon as I get off work in about 30min
10:50:27: nothing says GOOD MORNING like your first vet appt being a cat with anal discharge
17:03:44: jons turn driving to NC so much rain on 81S!! icky & scarey

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From Twitter 12-06-2009

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:01:23 GMT

08:49:45: will be "deckin the halls today"! so Xmasy
08:52:02: needs to watch GLEE on hulu today
10:21:18: is going to make "magick brownies" today @celebstoner, @ stonernation @dougbenson come and get 'em!
13:49:27: wow the Saints just hardcore embarrassed us SKINS.. way to just strip the ball and run
13:52:58: marijuana brownies #thisiswhyimfat
13:55:57: Harborside Health Center - Medical Cannabis by the bay in Oakland, CA: http://bit.ly/tnI7C via @addthis
14:51:46: lets so SKINS!!!!!
20:50:46: delilah, my pit bull, got me drunj
delilah pours a mean shit!!
but withouth tumbs.. she suks
20:51:10: a **shot** not a a shit
20:51:38: my pot brownies are dangerous!!!! @dougbencone @stoner_nation
20:52:07: @dougbenson I cant spell... get your brownie!
20:52:35: is so stoned watching Nick Swardxenson
i hate my copmcast
20:52:42: i cant type hoes

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From Twitter 12-05-2009

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:01:44 GMT

12:43:14: so much snow!! so pretty
16:41:16: the snow is so pretty & theres ao much!!
16:41:58: would like u to bring her Baileys for her coffee!
20:05:06: is darn tird and watching the CAPS game!

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From Twitter 12-04-2009

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:05:51 GMT

21:13:27: making pizza, gona sneak some garlic and parsley on when Jon isnt looking
21:14:26: @fragila_ingenue Lady GaGa is atuck in my head 2!
21:16:27: watching something about fortresses on History Ch
22:57:38: wants to make out with Megan Mullally
22:58:32: would also like to dress Stacy London in leather and spank her with a riding crop. *orgasm*

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From Twitter 12-03-2009

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:01:45 GMT

14:07:38: watching Cat On A Hot Tin rOof. i love @dameelizabeth
16:01:37: may make giant cheese stuffed meatballs with a cinnamon tomato sauce over rice
16:03:54: @queenofexcess adorable holiday ferret!!!
20:11:08: needs to mail the completed Xmas cards & buy z pack of funny ones for friends

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From Twitter 12-02-2009

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:01:44 GMT

08:20:41: qould like an ipod nano in purple or green for Christmas plz
08:21:48: oh & about $200 in itunes. i have a long download list! everything from @reba to @snoopdogg
14:27:37: RT @meghanwaslike: Hey Headline News: Meredith Baxter being gay should not be your top story. #fail
22:37:19: is full of steak
22:39:05: needs a neck massage ASAP

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From Twitter 12-01-2009

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:01:40 GMT

08:01:27: spooning with Delilah!
08:02:51: poss. puppy names: Beauragard, Puck, Runkel, Marcel. gime ur vote or new ideas!
08:04:38: educate yourself. it can happen to u or some1 u love! #worldAidsDay #red
22:26:18: love the red and white teiwtter page
22:26:59: i think Im naming my new Frenchie Colonel Beauregard Foch... in French "Beaugregard" means.. "beautiful view/handsome/"
22:27:42: ive got Stitchs ashes today.. so I got some JAger and am now al il drunk..But Jager gone and now a Vodka Gateradoe combo..dont work til 1pm
22:28:16: Ill miss my little Weeon forever..and I feel guilty getting a baby, but its so lonely at home. I need a baby Frenchie, no other dog will do
22:29:38: @HCCNEWS trying to find a good real estate agent to show me some suburbs of SF that still are within 45min of your clinic!

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From Twitter 11-30-2009

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:01:32 GMT

10:38:07: Kristin Chenoworth annoys me. She's all small and perky with that weird voice.
10:38:37: @snuffff I need to get an oil change too. And you just reminded me to call for an appt on Thursday!

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