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Saturday||May 17th, 2008 @ 10:49am
   
     
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Bea Arthur singing about drugs..   
Friday||May 16th, 2008 @ 11:00am
   
     
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PHOTOS   
Thursday||May 15th, 2008 @ 12:05pm
 
mood: cheerful
Here are a crap load of photos from Puerto Rico!

enjoy!


bien dia )
 
     
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wand?   
Thursday||May 8th, 2008 @ 10:17am
 

Wood type: yew
Length: 10� inches
Core: Dragon Heartstring

get your own wand!





no fair
[info]leperheart's bigger than mine!
 
     
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packing for Puerto Rico   
Wednesday||May 7th, 2008 @ 6:02pm
 
mood: curious
what clothes do I need for 5days of fun in the sun?


I have:

3tank tops
2 black vneck tshirts
1 black tube/halter top
2 skirts
2 cotton dresses
1 pair of bermuda shorts
1 pair of jeans
 
     
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damn those facebook applications   
Monday||May 5th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
   
     
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stolen from [info]_ele_   
Monday||May 5th, 2008 @ 11:18am
 
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!
Your capable first mateairheadwh0re
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of goldcherry_bl0nde
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past_ele_
Is always the first one into the frayjellybaby81
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your shiproekkvi
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grogvelvetrhapsody
Is currently in Davy Jones's lockermoodyintrovert
The amount of money you make as a pirate$345
This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net
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any Christine Baranksi fans?   
Tuesday||April 29th, 2008 @ 12:17am
 
she's in this.. such a baby.. can you see her? She is so not the girl I expected!


She is in MAMMA MIA movie!! And its with Meryl Streep, too. You know I'm going to see it!!!



from CYBILL... she si the pre-KAREN WALKER... I adore her.


I saw ehr in MAME in DC and almost cried to my death.
 
     
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some post secret   
Monday||April 28th, 2008 @ 11:03am
 

 
     
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xfiles movie promo   
Sunday||April 27th, 2008 @ 10:48am
 

OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!


I am soooooooo excited for the movie!!!!

*creams pants*


more versions )
 
     
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omg   
Friday||April 25th, 2008 @ 2:00pm
  What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Jennifer Lopez! Find out at Dogster.com
Delilah


What celebrity would your pet be? I'm George Clooney! Find out at Dogster.com

Stitch
 
     
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well goodness.   
Tuesday||April 22nd, 2008 @ 7:52pm
 


You Are An Apple Tree



You are quiet and shy at times, but you have lots of charm and appeal.

You are quite attractive: your pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, and adventurous spirit draw people in.

Sensitive and loyal in love, you want to love and be loved.

You are a faithful and tender partner - who is generous in sharing your many talents.

You love children, and you need an affectionate partner.

 
     
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Monday||April 21st, 2008 @ 6:02pm
  “Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.”
-J. G. C. Brainard

"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller

“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.”
- Mark Twain

“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
-Mark Twain

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
-Mark Twain

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
-Mark Twain

“When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.”
-Mark Twain

"I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way."
-Franklin P. Adams
 
     
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4/20 in DC   
Wednesday||April 16th, 2008 @ 8:07pm
  Name:
Celebrate 4/20 (Earth Day) with a free concert from The Roots!
Host:
Earth Day
Type:
Music/Arts - Concert
Time and PlaceDate:
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Time:
12:00pm - 11:55pm
Location:
The National Mall
City/Town:
Washington, DC
Description
What was rumored for sometime has been confirmed now: The Roots, Toots and The Maytals, and Thievery Corporation will be headlining a free concert on 4/20 at the National Mall. The concert is part of an 8 city celebration for Earth Day. Concerts are taking place in New York, Miami, Chicago, Dallas, Denver, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and of course DC This is FREE. The Entire bill is as follows:

The Roots & Friends
Doug E Fresh
NE-YO
Talib Kweli
Will.i.am
Christette Michelle
O.A.R.
Gov't Mule
Toots & the Maytals
Thievery Corp
Warren Haynes
Umphrey's McGee
DC Boys Choir
City Dance

The performance schedule will be posted soon. The concert is slated to start sometime around 12:00pm and go until the evening. This is for real. Not a Joke. Check the link at the bottom if you do not believe.

Schedule Speakers worth noting:

Chevy Chase
Chris Rock
Dave Chapelle
Edward Norton
 
     
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..and the title of the new XFILES movie is..   
Wednesday||April 16th, 2008 @ 5:35pm
 

The X Files: I Want To Believe



hot!
 
     
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ASHLEE SIMPSON is PREGNANT   
Monday||April 14th, 2008 @ 1:30pm
 

This explains their engagement.
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It's a shotgun wedding!

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gorgeous male speciman   
Friday||April 11th, 2008 @ 10:43am
 
mood: horny
*sings* "Dear Mr Bale...I am writing this to you,
and I hope that you will read it so you'll know,
My heart beats like a hammer,
And I stutter and I stammer,
Every time I see you at the picture show."





You made me love you,/I didn't wanna do it, I didn't wanna do it )
 
     
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fucking nuts   
Thursday||April 10th, 2008 @ 1:26pm
 
mood: amused
"This may be really difficult for lower-level Scientologists to believe, but here goes: In the OT3 materials basically say that 75 million years ago, an evil being named Xenu decided to solve a population problem on his galactic colony by exiling a bunch of people to Earth. Xenu then did a ton of horrible things to these people, like drugging them, placing their bodies around a volcano, and blowing them up with H-bombs.

But that really only took care of the physical problem - Xenu didn't just want the bodies gone, he wanted to make sure the 'thetans' (spirits / souls) of those people didn't come back and reincarnate on his colony. So when the souls started leaving the bodies, he captured the souls and forced them into a huge implant station that was kind of like a movie theatre. There, he made them watch movies that 'implanted' them with false pictures of Christ, and other historical events that Hubbard says didn't actually happen.

The souls were so screwed up from this implanting that they roamed aimlessly around Earth for millions of years. When human beings started evolving, the thetans started entering their bodies and inhabiting them, and thus these thetans are called 'body thetans'. And body thetans, says Hubbard, are the source of all human misery.

But that's just the theory portion of OT3. The practical portion of OT3 involves getting rid of these body thetans. The PC uses the Emeter to locate body thetans that are stuck to his body, and talk to them, auditing them until they blow (go away).


-http://www.exscientologykids.com/
 
     
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PUERTO RICO - a lil TRAVEL help plz   
Wednesday||April 9th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
  I am planning a beachy vacation in May for Puerto Rico... but Ive never been and I dont know much about it! And Ive found atleast 4hotels that look gorgeous .. so how do i chose?


So if anyone can give me information besides what EXPEDIA.com (etc...) tells me, Id really appreciate it!


Like I wanna see this island, too
'Vieques has 40 beaches on a 60-mile coastline, including three phosphorescent bays that glow in the dark'
 
     
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i dont feel good. tummy hurts. head hurts. body aches. cranky.   
Tuesday||April 8th, 2008 @ 11:56pm
  "I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk."
-Steve Martin
 
     
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